Adam is the symbol of any one body of consciousness.
Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Biography is history seen through the prism of a person.
California is a great place to live if you're an orange.
Capital punishment is either an affront to humanity or a potential
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has
Cats are living adornments.
Chance is a pseudonym of God when he doesn't want to sign.
Character is that which can do without success.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Coincidence is a spiritual pun.
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
Death is just a distant rumor to the young.
Defeat is worse than death because you live with defeat.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
Drama is what you do when you have a dream while you're awake.
Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a
William Butler Yeats
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without
losing your temper or your self-confidence.
England is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy,
anomalies, hobbies and humors.
Eternity is just time on an ego trip.
Flirtation is attention without intention.
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible.
Freedom means choosing your burden.
Generosity is the vanity of giving.
Glamour is when a man knows a woman is a woman.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Hatreds are the cinders of affection.
Heredity is nothing but stored environment.
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead
of under observation.
Humor is just another defence against the universe.
Ignorance is the mother of admiration.
Imagination is the eye of the soul.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Integrity means a willingness not to violate one's identity.
Intelligence is the quickness in seeing things as they are.
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that
they can't see anything wrong with each other.
Language is a form of organized stutter.
Language is a virus from outer space.
Life is a stranger's sojourn, a night at an inn.
Love is the fundamental relatedness in the universe.
Man is the only animal who is prone to insanity.
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Marriage is part of a sort of 50's revival package that's back
in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.
Money is human happiness in the abstract.
Money is the poor people's credit card.
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
Neurosis is a way of avoiding non-being by avoiding being.
Philosophy: a purple bullfinch in a lilac tree.
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Prophecy is the most gratuitous form of error.
Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself
Publication is a self-invasion of privacy.
Religion is the opium of the people.
Ronald Reagan is a triumph of the embalmer's art.
Sex is dirty only when it's done right.
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
George Bernard Shaw
Sleep is an 8 hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Style is the hallmark of a temperament stamped upon the material
Taste is the feminine of genius.
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
Time was invented by God to give ideas a chance.
Nicholas Murray Butler
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
Henry J. Kaiser
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one
War is the trade of kings.
Woman is at once apple and serpent.
Wonder is a basis of worship.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
A phoenix ain't nuthin' but a burd.
Religion is an attempt, a noble attempt, to suggest in human terms more-than-human realities.
God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment.
The absurd man is he who never changes
To love is to admire with the heart; To admire is to love with the mind.
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.
Jean de La Bruyere
A friend hears the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.