Adam is the symbol of any one body of consciousness.
Preston Harold
Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.
Marshall McLuhan
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
George Orwell
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Arthur Baer
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Don Herold
Biography is history seen through the prism of a person.
Louis Fischer
California is a great place to live if you're an orange.
Fred Allen
Capital punishment is either an affront to humanity or a potential
parking place.
Larry Brown
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has
a function.
Garrison Keillor
Cats are living adornments.
Edwin Lent
Chance is a pseudonym of God when he doesn't want to sign.
Anatole France
Character is that which can do without success.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Coincidence is a spiritual pun.
G.K. Chesterton
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
H.L. Mencken
Death is just a distant rumor to the young.
Andy Rooney
Defeat is worse than death because you live with defeat.
Bill Musselman
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find
a rock.
Will Rogers
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
Cary Grant
Drama is what you do when you have a dream while you're awake.
Ron Smothermon
Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a
fire.
William Butler Yeats
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without
losing your temper or your self-confidence.
Robert Frost
England is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy,
anomalies, hobbies and humors.
George Santayana
Eternity is just time on an ego trip.
Lily Tomlin
Flirtation is attention without intention.
Max O'Neil
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible.
Oscar Wilde
Freedom means choosing your burden.
Hephzibah Menuhin
Generosity is the vanity of giving.
La Rochefoucauld
Glamour is when a man knows a woman is a woman.
Gina Lollabrigida
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Ingrid Bergman
Hatreds are the cinders of affection.
Walter Raleigh
Heredity is nothing but stored environment.
Luther Burbank
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead
of under observation.
Walter Winchell
Humor is just another defence against the universe.
Mel Brooks
Ignorance is the mother of admiration.
George Chapman
Imagination is the eye of the soul.
Joseph Joubert
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Fred Allen
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Jack Paar
Integrity means a willingness not to violate one's identity.
Erich Fromm
Intelligence is the quickness in seeing things as they are.
George Santayana
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that
they can't see anything wrong with each other.
Rene Yasenek
Language is a form of organized stutter.
Marshall McLuhan
Language is a virus from outer space.
William Burroughs
Life is a stranger's sojourn, a night at an inn.
Marcus Aurelius
Love is the fundamental relatedness in the universe.
Ron Smothermon
Man is the only animal who is prone to insanity.
Colin Wilson
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Joseph Barth
Marriage is part of a sort of 50's revival package that's back
in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.
Calvin Trillin
Money is human happiness in the abstract.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Money is the poor people's credit card.
Marshall McLuhan
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
H.H. Munro
Neurosis is a way of avoiding non-being by avoiding being.
Paul Tillich
Philosophy: a purple bullfinch in a lilac tree.
T.S. Eliot
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Henry Kissinger
Prophecy is the most gratuitous form of error.
George Eliot
Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself
a therapy.
Karl Kraus
Publication is a self-invasion of privacy.
Marshall McLuhan
Religion is the opium of the people.
Karl Marx
Ronald Reagan is a triumph of the embalmer's art.
Gore Vidal
Sex is dirty only when it's done right.
Woody Allen
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
George Bernard Shaw
Sleep is an 8 hour peep show of infantile erotica.
J.G. Ballard
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel
Style is the hallmark of a temperament stamped upon the material
at hand.
Andre Maurois
Taste is the feminine of genius.
Edward Fitzgerald
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
Paddy Chayevsky
Time was invented by God to give ideas a chance.
Nicholas Murray Butler
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
Henry J. Kaiser
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one
go.
Truman Capote
War is the trade of kings.
John Dryden
Woman is at once apple and serpent.
Heinrich Heine
Wonder is a basis of worship.
Thomas Carlyle
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde
A phoenix ain't nuthin' but a burd.
Cab Calloway
Religion is an attempt, a noble attempt, to suggest in human terms more-than-human realities.
Christopher Morley
God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment.
Napoleon Bonaparte
The absurd man is he who never changes
Auguste Barthelemy
To love is to admire with the heart; To admire is to love with the mind.
Theophile Gautier
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
Voltaire
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.
Jean de La Bruyere
A friend hears the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
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