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All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

John Gunther


Cauliflower is cabbage with a college education.

Mark Twain


Conversation is the enemy of food and good wine.

Alfred Hitchcock


Cooking is a way of giving and making yourself desirable.

Michel Bourdin


Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish.

Clement Freud


Cheese - milk's leap towards immortality.

Clifton Fadiman


Coffee is a fleeting moment and a fragrance.

Claudia Roden


Chanpagne: In victory you deserve it. in defeat you need it.

Napoleon


We may live without poetry, music and art;
We may live without conscience and live without heart;
We may live without friends;
We may live without books;
But civilized man cannot live without cooks.

Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton


A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an optimistic believer in will's freedom after it.

Aldous Huxley


Vegetarians are people who cannot hear tomatos screaming.

Joseph Campbell


Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music out of doors, played by somebody I do not know.

John Keats


The best number for a dinner-party is two: myself and a damn good head waiter.

Nubar Gulbenkian


Women never dine alone. When they dine alone they don't dine.

Henry James


At a dinner-party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

W. Somerset Maugham


Food is the most primitive form of comfort.

Sheila Graham


The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.

Michel de Montaigne


Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Shirley Conran


Without a liqueur and a coffee the best of meals ends as tamely as a pretty mermaid.

H. Warner Allen


A cocktail is to a glass of wine as rape is to love.

Paul Claudel


Food without wine is a corpse; wine without food is a ghost; united and well matched they are as body and soul, living partners.

Andre Simon


Empty wine bottles have a bad opinion of women.

Ambrose Bierce


A drinking man's someone who wants to forget he isn't still young an' believing.

Tennessee Williams


The trouble with the world is everybody in it is three drinks behind.

Humphrey Bogart


Salt is white and pure - there is something holy in salt.

Nathaniel Hawthorne


Wine is a successful effort to translate the perishable into the permanent.

John Arlott


Wine is bottled poetry.

Robert Louis Stevenson


Wine is the milk of the old, the balm of adults, and the vehicle of the gourmand.

Grimod de la Reyniere


A man takes a drink, the drink takes another, and the drink takes the man.

Sinclair Lewis


Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner.

Fran Lebowitz


The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis.

Beatrice Freeman


Pepper is small in quantity and great in virtue.

Plato


Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

Fran Lebowitz


Champagne has the taste of an apple peeled with a steel knife.

Aldous Huxley


She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster.

Rodney Dangerfield


There is no such thing as a little garlic.

Arthur Baer


The juice of the grape is the liquid quintessence of concentrated sunbeams.

Thomas Peacock


The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

Lewis Carroll


All the ingenious men and all the scientific men in the world could never invent anything so curious and so ridiculous as a lobster.

Charles Kingsley


Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

Robert Benchley


Meat is a status dish in which the sizzle counts for more than the nutritional worth.

Magnus Pyke


It is the destiny of mint to be crushed.

Waverly Root


Nature was indeed at her artistic best when she created the nutmeg, a delight to the eye in all its avatars, from the completely garbed to nudity.

Waverly Root


I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.

Woody Allen


His idea of heaven is eating pate de fois gras to the sound of trumpets.

Sydney Smith


Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

Sophia Loren


One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.

George Ade


On strawberries: doubtless God could have made a better berry, but doubtless God never did.

William Butler


Tea! thou soft, thou sober, sage and venerable liquid, thou female tongue-running cordial, in whose glorious insipidity I owe the happiest moments of my life - let me fall prostrate.

Colley Cibber


Wine lets no lover unrewarded go.

Alexander Pope


All food is the gift of the gods and has something of the miraculous, the egg no less than the truffle.

Sybille Bedford


Cookery is not chemistry. It is an art. It requires instinct and taste, not exact measurements.

X. Marcel Boulestin


What is literature compared with cooking? The one is shadow, the other is substance.

E.V. Lucas


I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

George Bernard Shaw


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